Christopher's Corner

Yes. We Can.

2008-11-05T12:11:08Z

Why to vote

2008-10-26T16:24:37Z

Glory: "Daddy, who's Barack Obama?"
Me: "Our next president, I hope."
Glory: "Present? He's going to give us a present with some popcorn in it!"
Me: "I certainly hope so."

Fight Fight Fight!!!!!

2008-09-27T00:55:51Z

$10 bucks says that Obama kicks McCain's ass AND the pundits come out of it talking about how McCain has won.

Writer's Block: In the Event of a Zombie Emergency

2008-07-29T21:07:50Z

Are you prepared for a zombie outbreak, or are you just going to wing it?

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Prepared for the Zombie Attack? PrePARED FOR THE ZOMBIE ATTACK?

I am the zombie attack. My minions will soon be walking the streets, seeking the ever-enticing scent of brain. Oh yes. My henchmen are ready. My lair is ready. My... errrr... zombie girlfiend is ready.

Now, if I could only find that viral zombie DNA injector.

Hmmmm. Where did I put it?

Annette Benning?

2007-10-15T00:33:07Z

I always suspected as much.

Oh NO.

2006-03-19T01:37:57Z

My four year old really really likes the Numa Numa song. She asked for it by name.

Can you guess who's fault this is?

It's not mine, I can tell you that.

Big fat shock

2006-02-03T19:21:47Z

You are Mr. Scott

Mr. Scott		70%
Geordi LaForge		70%
Will Riker		60%
Jean-Luc Picard		60%
Deanna Troi		55%
James T. Kirk (Captain)		55%
Uhura		55%
Chekov		45%
Beverly Crusher		45%
Data		42%
Mr. Sulu		40%
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)		35%
Leonard McCoy (Bones)		35%
Spock		32%
Worf		15%

You are a fun-loving foreigner with an
amazing ability to get any job done on time.
Often described as a "Miracle Worker".

Click here to take the "Which Star Trek character am I?" quiz...

Baby Status

2005-12-26T16:28:20Z

Okay. So, we're 30 hours deep into the 48-hour culture growing cycle. So far, all the results are clean, pointing to a relatively benign virus. Little Gloriana doesn't look any the worse for the wear at present (IV notwithstanding).

Mom and dad are tired. Gwen is feeling even more marginalized and anxious about separation than before. I'm tending to that, of course.

So. Don't worry. All should be good and we'll let you know if anything worsens.

Rock on. Merry boxing day.

My wife made me do it.

2002-11-24T05:59:10Z

You are 58% geek

You are a geek. Good for you! Considering the endless complexity of the universe, as well as whatever discipline you happen to be most interested in, you'll never be bored as long as you have a good book store, a net connection, and thousands of dollars worth of expensive equipment. Assuming you're a technical geek, you'll be able to afford it, too. If you're not a technical geek, you're geek enough to mate with a technical geek and thereby get the needed dough. Dating tip: Don't date a geek of the same persuasion as you. You'll constantly try to out-geek the other.

Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com